It takes a lot to stand out from the pack, which is where the sacred art of porn parody comes into play. Liked these puns? Not going to lie, we're pretty curious what they did with the plastic bag scene. Weirdly, getting nailed in the butt by a porn star is still less painful than sitting through Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. This is still better than the last 11 movies Tim Burton has put out. Oh, wait, no, this is why Rick Moranis retired from acting.